Sign #21 Your Business Is Outta Control

Around 1AM every night I trek over to my favorite 24 hour diner, order their wonderful Caesar salad with chicken and a cup of coffee, and enjoy the quiet while I’m reading, taking notes, or working on a marketing campaign. Tonight, I followed my usual routine of sitting my big bag ‘o stuff down, and heading to the men’s room to wash my hands.

What do I find in the men’s room?

Some clown is in the stall, presumably taking care of business, and he is yakking away on his cell phone doing a business deal.

Look, I get that running a business is a hectic, often stress-filled endeavor. Believe me, I know.

But if you can’t go to the bathroom without taking a cell phone along with ya… you have problems.

Personally, I hate cell phones. Only carry one for outgoing calls, my convenience, not for any incoming calls whatsoever. Furthermore, I would be entirely happy with a law that allowed for hard-core beatings of those rude, ignorant folks who yammer away on their cells phone in restaurants and in MY Starbucks.

Anyway…………..

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1 Anonymous October 4, 2004 at 10:11 pm

i agree with you. I would like the cell phone police to rip the cell phones out of thier hands and say get a life.

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2 Anonymous October 4, 2004 at 5:11 pm

i agree with you. I would like the cell phone police to rip the cell phones out of thier hands and say get a life.

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